Mida Jiang Jiang

A very sexy boi, with a pair of huge butt and penis. Approximately 10000 km long. Very hot on the bed, he'll be a good fuck. His shit is very smelly and huge, a lot of girls called Angela would love him.
You're good Mida Jiang Jiang.
I'll let you come all over me Mida Jiang Jiang.
by Michael Sundry UK January 12, 2022
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Anti-Midas Touch

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
by 50 Spence October 22, 2017
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Mida Jiang Jiang

The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.
I want you to cum all over me Mida Jiang Jiang!
You're a good fuck Mida Jiang Jiang.
by Michael Sundry UK January 12, 2022
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Midas’ big sexy cock

His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 05, 2022
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Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
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Midas

slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!
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Midas

A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world
That guy is even worse than a fucking midas
by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020
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