fat-mess

a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages

get a grip you fat mess

by walshy December 18, 2004

hot ass mess

When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.

Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.

by LipGloss19 January 27, 2018

Mesoma

Mesoma is a beautiful wonderful friend to someone named Ike. She loves to eat but somehow is still a very fast runner. Although she prefers fast food her preferred drink of choice is water. She cannot be replaced and is so sweet and humble and quiet. Her laugh is the most adorable thing about her and she’s overall a wonderful person who doesn’t know how much she’s loved by the people around her.

Hey mesoma aren’t you Ike’s best friend?

by A guy who really loves mesoma December 9, 2018

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The standard sentence that replaces moderated messages on GameFAQs forums. Appears in brackets without anything else in the post. Knowing GameFAQs mods, you'll see it alot.

If you see about five or more in a row, you know shit went down.

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by Lapbunny December 5, 2009

talkin' mess

to speak offensively or maliciously behind someone's back

That girl was talkin' mess like crazy on MySpace yesterday.

by dylan-o November 14, 2006

Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005