Meatball

An overpaid semi skilled mechanic that can't fix a car. Also sits down and eats food all day long.
Joe Romano is a Meatball.

Meatball diagnosed another problem wrong today.
by Paco the nacho man May 14, 2016
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Meatball

Noun. One who is short, round and juicy.
Verb. An embarrassing maneuver that demoralizes the subject
Jake looks like a meatball.
Did you see that guy get meatballed?
by BOC7711 September 20, 2010
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Meatball

Is currently going out with Chris Pounce and in my opinion is extremely fit, woop woop.
Guy1: Hey look it's Meatball!
Guy2: Ooh I'm horny, let's go to our seperate houses and masturbate.
Guy1: Good idea.
by Poke December 29, 2004
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meatballing

the act of "tea bagging" someone only with one side of the scrotum.
i got caught meatballing some dude so he tried to cut off my ball.
by soux13 July 25, 2009
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Meatball

A term describing an extremely sexy woman invented by the WhifeBoyz in West Virginia.
When you see a beautiful woman stroll by you look at your friend and say, "Did you see that meatball?"
by WhifeBoyz June 08, 2004
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Meatball

Why the fuck are you looking up meatball on Urban Dictionary you sad sack of shit.
You could of gone to college.
Why.
Dude 1: I just looked up meatball on Urban Dictionary!
Dude 2: This is why you’ll never get laid dude.
by Mother fuckin Hank Hill March 25, 2019
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Meatball

Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.
Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."
by anonymous-ish April 20, 2006
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