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Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018
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Thug Mcmuffin

Thug Mcmuffin: One who is usually under the age of 15 who believes they have swag and try to act cool by faking doing drugs and having sex.
Person 1: Look at that little kid, he thinks he is so cool.
Person 2: I was talking to him. He is like, twelve. He told me his gauges are fake.
Person 1: He told me about all the weed he does.
Person 2: What a Thug Mcmuffin.
by Meow fucker October 3, 2012
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Frosted Apple McMuffin

When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)
Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum
by My_snake_is_solid42069 May 11, 2023
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Saucy McMuffin

When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"

Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."

Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."

Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
by anon72298 December 9, 2013
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Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Scrooge McMuffin

When you slap your dick until it is beat red and then proceed to stick it in her ass and nut
Bro I Scrooge Mcmuffined my girl at McDonald's
by Fagitron69 August 11, 2017
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Thot McMuffin

When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina
Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me
by Ghettowords April 4, 2020
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