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marijn

Retard.
Originally a very rare creature living in the nether regions. Hardly seen in daylight, but very active during the night.

Also used as a very bad name for someone
You big f*cking Marijn!
by WS February 1, 2005
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Ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
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Related Words
matijn matin Matija marijn Martijn Matina matinee marijne Matiana matijs

mating mates

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"
by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020
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gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
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Matincendisphobia

Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.
The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.
by Karl Manx July 23, 2010
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matindum

A person who has a very low IQ
Dude, i'm such a matindum, i failed that test with no rights.
by Froddy November 1, 2018
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MatijaB

Just a normal name but the B stands for "Big homo"
MatijaB is a Big homo
by SadHamburger420 October 27, 2019
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