WS's definitions

hip-hop

Yeah you smart guy you gave yourself 2 thumbs up and to all the hip-hop haters thumbs down.

Faker Faker Faker you don't know nothing about hip-hop

by WS July 18, 2004

palsied limmo

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm

e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.

by ws May 6, 2005

Britney Spears

Broad with limited musical ability that I wouldnt pass up the opportunity of porking.

Hey Britney's on! Hit mute so I can strum one out in peace.

by ws January 28, 2004

deadbeat

1. A person unable to pay his bills

2. Someone of low financial standing

3. An undesirable target for a sales pitch

"I cannot close this guy, he's a deadbeat. He never even bought a fucking toaster."

by ws January 19, 2004

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

wallgren

The annoying habit of having to visit the restroom before going out. Results in tardy lunch dates and annoyed companions. Generally a wallgren is pulled, as in "pull a wallgren".

Pat: Dude, wait up. I have to pull a wallgren.

Jim: Damn it. We're gonna be late for batting practice.

by WS February 3, 2004

circle jerk

male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.

"Baseball has been overtaken by the banjo concert circle-jerk as the national pastime of the USA."

by ws January 19, 2004