Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

Mathias

Mathias is an angel, a stoner, a soccer player, a comedian and a fucking chef with a stomach big as his heart. He plays soccer as good as Messi. He loves River Plate more than his girlfrend but no as much as his cats. He has more friends than hairs. Everybody loves him, he has the coolest vibes and brings joy to everyone around. We love Mathias.

Look at mathias, he plays soccer as messi, he must be his son
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero

by Ahhhnosé November 23, 2021

Mathias

A guy who likes playing Dinkum and Royal Crumble

Mathias: Do you have Dinkum?

by jaboobies September 9, 2022

Mathias

The ugliests boy to ever exist. he got a big dic but bad personality. avoid at all costs

"That guy over there gives mathias energy"

by Mathias Hater February 12, 2024

Mathias

Big dick

Mathias Big dick

by ouggabougga November 21, 2021

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Mathias

Mathias is a person that no one likes and is obsessed about cars, they also think we should put windmill’s inside giant glass boxes. He loves diesel cars and hates electric cars. Cars are cool but he also loves himself some good trucks. He definitely watches porn of the movie “cars”

I hate Mathias, he sucks.
Shut up Mathias.

by MathiasHaterGang February 8, 2022