Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

Mathias

Mathias is just a normal name for people from the czech republic. He isn't really cool and hasn't that much friends. Also he is bad in latin like nobody else.

There is much retardness in this Mathias.

by Hedrix December 19, 2017

Mathias

A die hard FC Bayern München fan.

"Hey lets go see the 1860 game with Thomas."

"Naah He won't come, hes a total Mathias"

by M.gerk November 23, 2021

Mathias Ramos

He is the most amazing person ever I have a lk crush on him but I wish I could be with him he is always there for everyone

Mathias Ramos is sexy asf

by Cracked out man April 14, 2021

Mathias

300 fps

Oh look that's Mathias, he has 300 fps !

by Aysaan March 13, 2022

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023