noun, adjective, and verb
Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper
Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper
Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
by nastynutsac June 9, 2009
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