Maledictus

Transmutation of negative energy to an unwilling host.

The Maledictus was sent into Greggory.

by anonymous February 21, 2023

Malmerkid

An evil mermaid or merman.

There was a malmerkid who wants to kill everybody.

by jillybeanapril July 1, 2023

Maledril

A 5'1 Filipino teen whose swagger radiates like a disco ball at high noon. He flexes his biceps at passing clouds as if challenging the sky to an arm-wrestling match, all the while wearing a grin that suggests he’s on the verge of announcing his candidacy for galactic overlord. In every mirror he encounters, he strikes a pose so dramatic it could rival a telenovela finale, because in his world, nothing outshines the star of the show.

Bring febreeze, Maledril.

by logitechmouyse February 2, 2025

Maledissues

The Males version of “Daddy Issues”

When the man wants to be the controller and care taker in a relationship because he didn’t have the support of his father growing up.

That man is taking care of her because he has maledissues, and wants to be in control.

by AJD 3 February 21, 2026

Malediction

Addicted to males

Bob: "I love males"
Someone: "You have malediction"

by Some cat September 19, 2025

MALPEDOX

Noun: Malpedox → the adult pushing harmful ideology

He’s a malpedox

by Seraphae Orin November 14, 2025

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016