Malvern

I'm sick of all these definitions about Malvern. I grew up in Malvern, I have family there still. I got into University of Toronto (downtown) though, full scholarship. I'm tamil. I lived in Malvern for a good 17 years, I don't remember any deaths, shootings, friends killing friends on principle or for any other reason! My parents, and many of the other residents of Malvern, no matter what race, were/are first year immigrants and worked their asses off in order to escape persecution in their home country to get to Canada. In my graduating year of high school, almost all of the students went to University or College. A lot to UofT Scarborough, since this university is IN Malvern.

Quit talking nonsence about Malvern. You've never lived here, taken a step in here, SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE?!

by Informed. August 31, 2006

Malvern

YOUR GRAVE

welcome to Malvern, this is now your grave.

by DetroitDrycleaning April 13, 2019

moliver

Moliver means men.
Men means gay, really gay.
Which is Zack Moliver.

You're as gay as Moliver.
Not possible.
Oh Yeah!

by Naked Goku October 30, 2003

Malice Green Monster

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well

"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"

by GAR February 5, 2004

Malvern College

Malvern College is a coeducational independent school located on a 250 acre campus near the town centre of Malvern, Worcestershire in England. Founded on 25 January 1865, until 1992, the College was a secondary school for boys aged 13 to 18. Following a series of mergers, with private primary schools like Hillstone and a girl's school called Ellerslie, it has since become coeducational with pupils from 3 to 19 years old. As at February 2008 the school had a total of 600 pupils, of which 477 were boarders aged 12 – 19. The school is known for its innovative approaches to education and for sports. Among its alumni are at least two Prime Ministers, two Nobel Laureates and an Olympic Gold medalist. The novelist C. S. Lewis, author of The Chronicles of Narnia was also a former student of the school. It is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and of the Rugby Group of British independent schools.

"Hey what school you at?"

"Malvern College"

by TICKLD November 22, 2011

Malvern Prep

A lesser prep school. Known as Malvern, it is located in the middle of nowhere and is frequently the site of Amish mafia raids. Students of the school often arm themselves with weapons to protect against such attacks, but are more often too inept at physical action to move out of the way.

When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.

Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.

Dude, I visited this Malvern place yesterday. They molested me and stole my wallet.

Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!

Tickets to where?

Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.

Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?

Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.

Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?

Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.

I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.

by B Keel May 4, 2005

Malice

A fucking gorgeous female, some what wild in nature, appealing to most that she presents herself to, and possessing a sexual frenzy like no other. Though she holds a evil side none should cross. When angered this female turns into a nightmare, relishing in the torture, almost aroused by it. Revealing her hostile impulse to inflict great pain and or the death of her opponent.

Tom: I want that bitch!
Dick: Caution!! That girl is a malice! She will feed you your own balls if you piss her off!!!

by tom&dick001 March 20, 2011