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malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.
bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.
by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021
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Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong
you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun
by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021
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mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!
by You sure bro? September 17, 2021
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malding

when you're mad and you're balding
"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"
by throwawaygh June 24, 2021
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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
by Sacculish July 2, 2021
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mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game
tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol
by kapgaming July 6, 2021
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Mald

People so mad that they start balding
"Yo! stop malding"
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by piizi November 22, 2021
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