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Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
by 2cool4u October 12, 2004
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Madonna

Lit mother fuckers who don't give a flying flamingo what other hoes think or in other words, a QUEEENNN!
dam, you as lit as Madonna
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Tom MacDonald

A Canadian- born American rapper. He first "made it" through his single "Dear Rappers" which blew up off a Facebook advertisement. He began making music that is often labeled "controversial" and "offensive." His current net worth is $12 million dollars as of 2022. He calls his fan base "Hangover gang," and even has a merch website called www.hangovergang.com. He is fully independent, all of his music and videos are made by him and his girlfriend, Nova Rockafeller. He has collaborated with many big artists, such as Dax, Adam Calhoun, Brandon Hart, Nova Rockafeller, Struggle Jennings, and Ryan Upchurch. He has been name- dropped in many songs by Topher, Royce da 5'9, and has even had a song produced by Eminem. He is often number one on the itunes charts. He has gotten on the top 5 billboard charts countless times. He has been featured on Fox news, The Dopey podcast, and done interviews with video reactors such as Nolifeshaq, flawdzilla, and many others, and is continuing to rise today.

He is often criticized for his typically left- leaning views, and for simply just being Canadian. These criticisms not only don't bother him, but motivate him to continue "making the internet mad."
"Have you heard the new Tom MacDonald song? It's number one on the billboard charts!"
by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022
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modcons

Abbreviated form of Modern Conviences; means 'fully loaded". Popular in the 1960's when modern conveniences were new and unusual and 'elective.'
Dweeb 1: Hey, I just got a new cell phone from my company.

Dweeb 2: Does it have all the modcons? Like games, digital camera, customizable ringing?
by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005
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Madonna Moment

- The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.

A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.
"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".
by Swayspoon July 19, 2013
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Madonna wannabe

Any girl back in the early to mid 1980,'s that tries to dress like the pop singer Madonna.
Check out the outfit that Marcie is wearing! She looks like a Madonna Wannabe!
by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009
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Macondo

(US HISTORY) sector of the Gulf of Mexico seabed in which the Deepwwater Horizon was drilling. The name, assigned long before the platform was erected, is an example of dramatic irony. On 20 April 2010, the Deepwater Horizon blew out*, killing eleven crew members; over the next 12 weeks the wreckage spewed some 4 million bbls of crude oil into the ecologically sensitive region off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi.

Properly known as the Macondo Prospect, or MC 252 (for "Mississippi Canyon"). Name comes from the fact that major rivers have large, deep underwater canyons on the ocean floor beyond their deltas. Macondo Prospect is formally owned by the Federal Bureau of Land Management (US BLM), and leased to British Petroleum by the {former} Minerals Management Service.

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* "blew out" = past tense of "blow out"; rupture of an oil well, particularly at the well head.
The name Macondo is the same name as the fictitious cursed town in the novel *One Hundred Years of Solitude* by Colombian ... writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oil companies routinely assign code names to offshore prospects early in the exploration effort. This practice helps ensure secrecy during the confidential pre-sale phase, and later provides convenient names for casual reference

Wikipedia entry, "Macondo Prospect"
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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