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Lum

Lum is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. He will always take care of you and make sure you’re OK and never make you feel left out. He’s always putting a smile on your face even if sometimes his jokes aren’t funny. If you’re lucky enough to be his girlfriend, he will make you feel like the only girl in the world. He will always show much he appreciates you by showering you with kisses and calling you cute names. He is generous and thoughtful and you should feel lucky to have him in your life.
Elsa: omg Lum got me a telfeezy!!

Lum: cos im an island boiii
by torina shelda December 10, 2021
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Friend one: I’m going to make some Lum later want to help?

Friend two: I LOVE LUM
by Sandwich131313 April 6, 2022
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A term used to describe someone who will easily blow away in the wind
*50 MPH wind*

“Oi Lum don’t go outside today or you might get blown away by the wind
by Anonymous444466 March 8, 2022
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show me your lum :MikeyLikey: :PlottingPork:
by cal with a lum March 25, 2022
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A person who works in refineries and plants that isn’t worth a shit as an employee. A useless person that talks more shit than a politician.
1. A Lum is a guy from the Midwest usually of small stature 5’5” or below. Typically wears a handlebar mustache and brags about said mustache because it’s the biggest thing attached to his body (small phallic member)

2. A Lum can also be considered a Mexican that’s really not a Mexican but claims to be a Mexican while consuming Blue Moon and Budlight beers and overdosing on steroids in order to overcome his lack of Spanish speaking abilities and also lack of penis size.
by PDT4 October 21, 2021
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Onomatopoeia for the noise made when performing analingus.
She went crazy when I lummed her butt.
by Dylan_Morgan July 15, 2025
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the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat
Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!
by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025
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