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Lumberjack Smack 

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.
After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.

one-eyed lumberjack 

noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)
Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!

Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
one-eyed lumberjack by thattimmguy February 26, 2010

lumberjack

The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.

In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.

Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.

"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.

Pedophile Lumberjack 

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.
If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.
Pedophile Lumberjack by BurgWords February 25, 2011

ballon + lumberjack 

A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.
Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack 

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"