2 definitions by Willie Shocquer
Inserting two fingers (most commonly the index and middle) into the vagina and one finger (the pinky) into the anus, simultaneously.
Two in the pus, one in the caboose.
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!
Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.
Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.
Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)
Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!
Double V, single A (VVA).
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!
Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.
Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.
Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)
Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!
Double V, single A (VVA).
by Willie Shocquer January 11, 2005
The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
by Willie Shocquer May 9, 2005