Loophole Fucked

Finding a loop hole to fuck someone or fuck them over.

Damn Jon was in another state and had sex with someone else. He sure loophole fucked me.

by Oh Throbert May 18, 2022

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

Logophilia

This happens when nerds like words so much, they are sexually excited by them.

When Kevin took his SAT, he was sent into logophilia by the critical reading section.

by polka dot7 December 11, 2009

Loophole

The act of tearing a hole through a woman's belly button with your dominant hand during sex and jerking off your dick that is in her vaginal cavity. It's easier on MILF with past Cesarean section surgery's as scars are easier to rip open once again.

Alston was Ball's deep in Autumn last week. After an hour and a half, It just wasn't enough so he decided to do the loophole. Came after five minutes. Best sex ever!

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018

Loophole

A door with a glowing red exit sign.

Person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)... What are you looking at? I'm over here.

Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.

by unstoppable! April 8, 2013