when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
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1. to hoist
2. to proceed
3. to give
4. to penetrate
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2. to proceed
3. to give
4. to penetrate
1. Rory Delap lofts a foreboding long throw towards the opposition's penalty area
2. Let's loft into town for a shot of Chartreuse before the pubs close
3. Loft over my boxers there like a good man
4. I wouldn't half loft it into that young one
2. Let's loft into town for a shot of Chartreuse before the pubs close
3. Loft over my boxers there like a good man
4. I wouldn't half loft it into that young one
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