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local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014
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local ski thot

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
by Sordin July 10, 2017
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Local Meme

A meme that is only said and understood between a group of friends, it occurs in schools, homes and other places, they are often funny and are sometimes funnier than worldwide memes.
Hey Joe, heard of that new local meme?
by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019
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lohalla

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that is soooooo lohalla
i am lohalla
feeling very lohalla today
by bunnyisfluff January 29, 2021
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Are you local

From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.
by I Amlocal April 13, 2007
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Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.
Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.
by autis_cyle April 30, 2020
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lobeload

Jizzing into someone's ear, causing sperm to dangle from the earlobe.
Right before jizzing from the blowjob John pulled out and gave Sally a lobeload.
by Marc, O.C. & Evan Z. April 12, 2009
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