limp dilznik

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst

"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"

by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006

limp bizket

Game in which a bizket or cookie is placed on the ground in the middle of a circle of people jerking off. the first one to miss it with their cum, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

You wanna play limp Bizket?

by Chris Johns May 3, 2004

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

limp biscut

A game that originated in Australia where a primarily male organization stands around a biscut and they take turns trying to ejaculate on it. The last one to hit the biscut has to eat it.

We were a Tom's house and we played limp biscut, thank god i wasnt last to hit the biscut.

by sarahbearaxxoo October 25, 2008

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.

I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.

by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005

Limp Gland

A flaccid, soft penis.

She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.

Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018