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Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011
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Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin
“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
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Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
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Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.
by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025
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Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021
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Limp Dick Supreme

Founded by jxhysdf on instagram. She invented this term in a mental hospital. A limp dick supreme is a man who has no sense of rizz yet somehow rizzes all the bitches up anyway. He is commonly known as 'goofy' and 'ugly ahh' yet he is seemingly very attractive in a way. Known to turn men gay.
man, Mr. Q is a limp dick supreme ong.
by jxhysdf June 14, 2023
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LIMP DICK

nathan jackson is a limp dick
by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018
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