Rio Mesa Librarians

Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by mpmcgrat October 03, 2011
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Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.
The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.
by silverseal September 17, 2011
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The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.
I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading
by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024
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librarian hand

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
by bonafidemonafide October 08, 2020
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vegetarian librarian

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.
by DUFF GIRL June 19, 2014
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The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.
She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies
by KFBR392 August 01, 2022
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