Lesbians are a divine race of extra-dimensional alpha-females whose very existence is
one chiefly devoted to the fulfillment of all manner of pleasures and whims. Blessed with supreme beauty, intelligence and grace, their only weakness would appear to be their hellish lust and need for sexual gratification. Perfectly formed, their skin is without blemish, their eyes always shine with a sublime incandescence, and they are possessed of a charm so intense it can
melt a man's
soul.
Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads. It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret
honey. They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely disgustingly human traits.
Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic
aura, their luscious charms, and their
honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden.
Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the
REAL Lesbians. Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete
honey on demand is an
imposter. The author of this post has
nothing against homosexuals, but True Lesbians are something else.
