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Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur

A Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur is lemur thats Himalayan Mongolian and Madagascarian!
Crazy I know!
DragovXD has a Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur fursuit
by BoobInspector December 17, 2022
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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021
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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
by RVAJackRabbit November 17, 2015
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lemur

dude didnt that thing on that epic show die?? oh yeah its like a monkey or some shit
lemur. pretty epic
by TheEpicMonsterlolll April 4, 2021
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birthday lemur

When you and someone else are one day apart for birthdays
Omg ur birthday is a day after mine?? We’re birthday lemurs!
by alvinsimp69 July 20, 2023
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Lemurality

Lemurality is the action of worshipping lemurs and living your life by their ideals. Also, in order to truly follow the beliefs of lemurality, you must be opposed to and kill all monkeys.
Person: "What is your religion?"
Me: "LEMURALITY!!"
by dictionatatary December 12, 2022
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