Get the Lemur mug.Lemuel is such a good guy, though sometimes it's hard to understand him. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is so touchy too. You will never regret loving this guy. So, if you love or know someone named Lemuel, reassure him, understand him, love him unconditionally, and don't make him feel he is alone.
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by idk_2 May 15, 2022
Get the Lemuel mug.The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
Get the Stretch Lemur mug.Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
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