screaming lemur

At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.

"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."

by Poondiggity420 March 11, 2017

Dirty Lemuel

The freakiest man you have ever met. He will probably ruin your life (or at least your internal organs). Fucks like a god, hung like a horse and will deff film you gagging on his meat. He is the envy of all his friends. Also has low standards and will smash just to make an ugly chick feel good.

I hooked up with a dirty Lemuel, nigga change my fucking life!

Gurl, i got me a dirty lemuel at home! I dont need nobody else.

Why she walking like that?……. She fucked a dirty Lemuel, he broke her cervix!

by Websters Official Words January 9, 2022

Horizontal Lemur

The act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. Witnessing this can take a severe toll on one's psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and bitch slap someone.

Pedestrian: Derpa derp derp... Just gonna enter the road cuz I can
Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!

by Holden McHawk August 23, 2011

Lemus

The Moose.

Le = The word "the" in French
Mus = Similar pronounciation to the word "moose"

Lemus moose

by LeMooseLover July 14, 2009

Lemur

A nocturnal mammal that causes mischief. Most Lemurs go at there own (widely varying) speed, and are difficult to catch, handle, or train.

Lemurs have limited communication skills including hand gestures, loud cries, and body language. Their is speculation in the scientific community that Lemur eye sight is poor due to the low lighting levels and dry conditions of their natural habitat.

This mischevious night time creature is known for it's creativity. It is not unusual to find a complete and unique re-arrangement of the environment in their wake, including but not limited to precariously stacked objects, scattered objects on the ground, and large objects shoved in small holes.

"LEMURS!!!"

"Did you see what the lemurs did to this place?"
"Yeah, they crammed 15 in...that hole can only fit 10"
"wtf"

"I came in and the lemurs were actually still there, creating more mess. I had to shoo them so I could fix the place."

by Lumen Lover March 31, 2009

lemure

Lemures are the least of the Baatezu. A lemure is a gelatinous mass of flesh, extremely resilient to attacks. The only way to harm one is with an enchanted weapon. They are too stupid to think, and are typically used as meat shields by the Baatezu in their war against the tanar'ri.

The only thing making a lemure more dangerous than a goblin is the fact that they can't be harmed by ordinary weapons.

by Theos April 26, 2007

lemur

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

by McConnell November 28, 2006