Leibered

A fantasy football trade in which the player you received in the trade immediately suffers an injury or demotion.

I have been Leibered. A trade involving Earnest Graham for Braylon Edwards. Immediately after this trade Earnest Graham is demoted due to a suspicious phone call and package of fudge to Jon Gruden.

by Michael Nalick January 22, 2009

Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009

Lifer

You know they are going to be on it for life.

‘Did you hear that Jacob Nolan came back from Mildura?’
‘Yeah man he’s a lifer’

by Georgia Mcleod August 25, 2018

Town Lifer

Work in the town you grow up in, have kids go to the same schools you do, maintain within the vicinity

Justin: I think I’m going to become a school teacher and coach in town

Jeff: So you want to be like a town lifer, that’s good

by Timwallll August 22, 2019

Social liferaft

When your the middle man in introducing your freind to a big group and you need to try and make sure nobodys excluded

Took my mate to meet my school freinds and had to be a social liferaft for him so he felt included

by ben chester September 1, 2022

Lefferts

1. A fat waste of life who succeeds at nothing but wasting valuable natural resources.
2. The unpopular kid who is kicked off the shcool elections ballot because his posters "mock everything the administration has worked so hard to set up."
3. An 11th grader who does absolutely nothing in Physics class, but proceeds to ace every single fucking test.
4. A Scapegoat

Teacher: "What was that loud banging?"
Class: "LEFFERTS!"

by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004

right-to-lifers

A group of anti-choice terrorists involved in the murder of doctors, bombings of women's clinics, and the daily harassment of women, doctors, nurses.

Ironically, right-to-lifers have no respect for women's lives.

by Juxtaposician September 1, 2009