Lau

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.
idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

Lau is a tomato, homie be looking like a used tampon

by tabsss April 16, 2022

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lau-cheedit

a person who lurks around schools

be careful, there is a lau-cheedit hanging around!

by drmonknugget June 7, 2022

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Lau

Lau/lu/lo. often used by slang people in Indonesia, especially in the East Jakarta

Lau mau kemana, sini aja dulu

by pak slupur April 20, 2024

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Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024

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Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.

"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

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