Literalist

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

by Nabcore March 9, 2015

Luteralpy

Luteralpy is a commonly used synonym for the word Literally.

The word dates back into the 1800s and was used in many historic textbooks.

I luteralpy cannot stand you...

by b9na March 5, 2023

literal SCP

A girl you legitimately cannot understand, but not in a bad or offensive way, but she is simply peculiar to your mind. If angered enough she could become dangerous and needs to be secured, contained, and protected (well more so others need to be protected)

Terry: Have you seen Emily?

Bob: Yeah, she's a literal SCP, she's into such odd things, and I heard she held a knife to her boyfriend because he was two minutes late home.

Dan: Wow, she is wild. Somehow Kenny is still with her. I wish it was me.

Terry: Boy shutcho bitchass up we all know you have a fetish for that BDSM-ass shit

by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

A literal Joey

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

literal equations

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

by Pooookasad September 30, 2013

Literally Dying

When you just can't even and basically die.

This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.

by meow_zz August 18, 2016

literal kangaroo

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo

I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.

by Mas malignement September 17, 2019