The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.
He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!
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A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.
Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.
His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.
One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.
His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.
One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
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A systemic flaw where data and phenomena observed in controlled, simplified laboratory conditions fail to accurately represent their behavior in the messy, complex, and interconnected real world. This bias arises because labs deliberately isolate variables and eliminate "noise," which often strips away the very contextual forces that shape outcomes in nature, society, or technology. The lab result is "true" only within its sterile vacuum, creating a potentially dangerous illusion of understanding that cracks under real-world pressures. It's the map that's perfectly accurate for a single, empty room, but useless for navigating a city.
Example: A social psychology study on altruism conducted in a lab with college students playing for token rewards might show people are fairly cooperative. This Laboratory Bias would completely miss how altruism collapses under real-world stresses like economic scarcity, tribal politics, or anonymous online interactions. The lab finding is valid, but its translation to reality is broken.
by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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by myk247365 July 14, 2025
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by LilliaC6 December 11, 2025
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by smucciht June 3, 2018
Get the Golden Labrador mug.The totally boring-b**ls**t physics/chemistry-demonstration kit for schools that was put out in the early '70's by Harcourt, Brace & World, Inc. The accompanying lesson-sheets were always irritatingly difficult to work with, and the company seemingly couldn't even spell "classroom" properly on the box's cover --- for years I had always thought it said "glassroom" because the bottom of the "C" and the top of the "L" were interlocked, and so it made da "C" look like a "G".... it was only when my fourth-grade teacher actually mentioned the name of the kit when speaking to another student that I finally realized what the label actually said!
Science class is spota be fun, but don't count on any happiness if your school relies on those insipid "Glassroom Laboratory" kits to teach da subject --- arduous and yuckyyyy...!!!
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