kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021

purple kumquat

Also known as a sex God! Often confused for an Adonis.

Look at that purple kumquat!

by Oliversuxbig1s March 21, 2022

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

Kumquat

Anal Twat. An Anal Retentive homosexual who uses his Kumquat to get ahead in life. A homosexual sub. A homosexual who is promiscuous and subservient.

Harry is such a kumquat. It’s more than brown nosing! I can’t believe he got the position! I didn’t know the CEO was a homosexual!

by Kumquat exposer August 11, 2024

kumquat

An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.

AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.

You deserve the kumquat award of the year for that stupid comment.

by anonymous December 24, 2020