Noun. Kristines are typically strange girls who force people to write definitions about them on Urban Dictionary. Their interests include youtubing, writing stories in first person, and creating endless layouts. They frequently move in herds and take impossibly long showers in the morning, forcing their cohabitants to resort to using the nearby river to cleanse themselves.
Bystander 1: Oh em gee.. is that a Kristine you're talking to?
Bystander 2: Absolutely, you can tell from the way she takes new pictures every 5 minutes or so.
Bystander 2: Absolutely, you can tell from the way she takes new pictures every 5 minutes or so.
by Wataridori September 1, 2006

common asian name, smokes weed, probably extremely fly, very badass, particular sex offender name, hot girl. Falls in love very easily. Gangstalicious, thugnificent
by dawesome February 25, 2010

a fugly disgusting bleach haired smegma huffing whore that sucks dick all day and looks like a walking botched thread lift
by thebaddestbitchxoxo May 4, 2022

Kristin is the most beautiful and kindest girl you could ever meet. She has beautiful brown eyes, an amazing smile, brown hair, and amazing style. She's the smartest girl in the world. She's funny and just amazing overall. She's always going to support you and will never stop doing so. She's one in a million, you'll never find somehow like her. She'll always try to put a smile on your face even if she can't put one on hers. She laughs at the dumbest things and the worst moments, but thats what makes her so unique. She's caring and so loving, the best person you could ever ask for.
by nat.ria November 21, 2021

by All definitions March 20, 2017

Kristin, it's slang for fake Christian. If you meet one of these you better run. The type to befriend you for 6 years and then try to call you out on social media. But first she'll probably unfriend you so you don't see it. Call them on their bs in a public space like Snapchat or a movie theater! BE RELENTLESS :) Also, you should probably tell her parents about the butt tat she probably has or the fact that she n her bf stay sneakin anal in their house.
by Orangelical November 25, 2017

by Kutie_pie July 27, 2017
