Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face

wow that kristian is such a cunt

by pinchpunchfirstdayofthemonth June 22, 2020

kristian

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020

Kristian

The gayest guy you know.

You're a kristian my guy!

by FunkyChunk13 October 28, 2020

Kristian

worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything

Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian

by DJ Ar November 10, 2020

Kristian

He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020

Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020

Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by anonymous December 8, 2020