Kristi

A stupid bitch.

Kristi is a stupid bitch.

by thatwhiteasianbitch February 26, 2019

Kristie

A spoiled Brat, too rich and brags about her stuff

ugh, I just met a total Kristie!
Man, was she a kristie

by Allyssa Orleign July 14, 2019

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020

kristy pepper

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.

I wish I was Kristy pepper

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022

dirty kristy

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.

That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019

Kristi Lee

the news girl from the bob and tom show, she also takes part in some of their comedy skits

When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold, usually with some sort of sexual innuendo.

by Michael_Hunt August 9, 2009

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 16, 2020