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by Kontogiannis November 20, 2021
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-Mum can I please be a Kontopidis?
-No, stupid! You are not as kavlas and clever as them, I am gonna sell you to the deep web!
-No, stupid! You are not as kavlas and clever as them, I am gonna sell you to the deep web!
by ckonebiax November 20, 2021
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Originating from the portmantau between "kontol" (the Indonesian word for "penis") and "tool", this slang term refers to playing with your penis like it's some kind of fidget toy, in order to alleviate stress.
After a long day at work, I just needed to unwind, so I found myself doing some serious kontool to relieve the stress!
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