Koltin

asians who like to put wasabi on their friends food.

Joe: Bleh, i'm gonna throw up! who pulled a koltin???

by pants master February 18, 2009

kottie

Its like a hoe, smut, slut. This word originated in Brooklyn East New York and made up by teenagers.

KEMiYA: Damm Joey U Lookin Good These Days
You gotta girl

JOEY: Nah i dont gotta girl

3rd PERSON: YO JOEY DONT MESS WITH
HER SHE A KOTTiE i HEARD SHE SUCKED
WAYNE DiCK

JOEY: GOOD LOOKiN OUT MY NiGGA..i AiNT
EVEN KNOW SHE WAS A KOTTiE

by bklynslovelyone December 3, 2007

kofta

Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.

'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'

by TURK4EVA May 4, 2008

KOTI

Acronym for "King of the Idiots". This is a guy who is an idiot, but is the smartest of his idiot friends. So he thinks he is a genius and superior. KOTI's are cruel to their "subjects" and belittle them at every opportunity.

See those idiots over there trying to get their truck out of the ditch? The fat, smelly, toothless one, with his hands in his pockets and yelling, is the KOTI.

by Jeffrey Allen West January 20, 2006

Kofi

To do the Kofi is to play peacemaker during an argument between friends. Often the person doing the Kofi is drunk and incomprehensible creating confusion and chaos. Doing the Kofi at inappropriate times can result in a loss of teeth.

Kofi
"but out man and stop trying to do the Kofi on us!"

Similar words or phrases include butt in, push your luck, stick your nose in where it doesn't belong, act like a wankpot.

The Boutros Boutros was too much of a mouthful and never gained much popularity.

by Option D August 13, 2008

Kofi Asshole

This guy is about as much a friend of the American people as Osama Bin Laden.

The UN should be evicted from the U.S. immediately and the UN building should be demolished immediately thereafter.

by Go straight to hell you fascists. September 21, 2004

Koffing

The best thing ever.

Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!

by Jshadias April 10, 2004