Klee

A small terrorist elf child with atomic bombs

Klee mains are scary

by Maru.x January 26, 2021

Pink Kleenex

The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.

Man, last night I gave Krystal the Pink Kleenex... she didn't go for it.

by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004

kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

by Doo-da June 4, 2007

kleef

the process of buying crack from a black man and selling it to a chinese man...for profit of course.

I totally kleefed in the hallway this morning.

by jasper jones October 24, 2005

Kleenices

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.

Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

klee

someone who will make you glee

I got klee! I am now happy!

by manifesting eilee May 11, 2021

klozee

klozee: When something completely random but completely wonderful, cool and classy happens.

When I met you - that was klozee.

by Zack Z. January 25, 2008