To be slapped as hard as effin possible in order to be shut up, most oftenly "kirked" are blonde bitches or boys with girl names.
EX1
Blonde bitch- " baby what are you getting me for my b day?"
Guy- " it's stupid questions like that that get you kirked"
EX2
BADASS- "KIRK!!"
Boy with girl name- "nigga damn!!"
Blonde bitch- " baby what are you getting me for my b day?"
Guy- " it's stupid questions like that that get you kirked"
EX2
BADASS- "KIRK!!"
Boy with girl name- "nigga damn!!"
by facialxD February 21, 2010
by Booth February 14, 2004
To get shit face drunk. Alchohol Poisening must be a factor, potentialing loosing pulse for a period of time, but still surviving the overall experience.
by roc-K February 24, 2006
DUDE, don't hang around him, he is a kirk.
ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.
ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.
by freak-maggot May 01, 2010
Derived from the phrase "good shot kirk." Used when you hit a golf shot and it slices into the woods or an otherwise bad shot or bad move done in any sport or life action. Kirked is when you make a bad shot or move and somebody quickly responds by stating "Good Shot Kirk!"
You confidently line up to hit your driver off the tee. You hit the ball and it starts to drift into the woods. Other player might say "Good shot kirk!" Then you have been "kirked."
by kirked September 20, 2010
can be arranged into any sentence!
by boris bentham June 16, 2008
by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006