A man who:
1) Is slow at any given task, job or life.
2) Either through inaction or action will, either slightly or drastically, inconvenience others.
3) Does not care about his job.
Corollary:
1) A Kenny does not necessarily need to possess the name Kenny. A Kenny can appear anywhere, and can be anyone. A common hobo, your Dad, the pope, the kid across the street who rides the short bus, or the guy who serves you food.
2) A Kenny can be female, but if and only if she slightly resembles a man and/or has a mustache (fake mustaches are included in this definition)
1) Is slow at any given task, job or life.
2) Either through inaction or action will, either slightly or drastically, inconvenience others.
3) Does not care about his job.
Corollary:
1) A Kenny does not necessarily need to possess the name Kenny. A Kenny can appear anywhere, and can be anyone. A common hobo, your Dad, the pope, the kid across the street who rides the short bus, or the guy who serves you food.
2) A Kenny can be female, but if and only if she slightly resembles a man and/or has a mustache (fake mustaches are included in this definition)
Guy 1: Are you waiting in this lunch line?
Guy 2: Yeah. Just ordered a burger. Why?
Guy 1: Dude, Kenny is working this line. Why would you do this to yourself?
Guy 2: So? Hes just the lunch guy. Whats so bad about him?
Guy 1: You sad, naive, ignorant slut. See you in 20 years.
~20 years later~
Guy 2: Where the fuck is my food?
Guy 2: Yeah. Just ordered a burger. Why?
Guy 1: Dude, Kenny is working this line. Why would you do this to yourself?
Guy 2: So? Hes just the lunch guy. Whats so bad about him?
Guy 1: You sad, naive, ignorant slut. See you in 20 years.
~20 years later~
Guy 2: Where the fuck is my food?
by cpdf98 April 04, 2018
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by Gayfagtard69 July 07, 2019
Edinburgh slang - arranging to meet up with someone and bailing at the last minute, usually through being all talk and no balls. Mainly used to describe male behaviour, Edinburgh version of pussy tease, also can use kenny ("I think he's going to kenny me" and kennying ("I'm kennying her").
by englishdonkey March 23, 2013
Kenny is just the coolest guy you will ever meet. He is one of the coolest funniest and most adoring person you will ever come across. He can make any girl instantly fall in love with him. If you ever come across a Kenny you should never let him go because he will take you far in life.
KG: Who is that guy he is so cool and funny, I feel like I have instantly fallen in love with him.
Kofi: I don't know but he seems awesome so he must be a Kenny.
Kofi: I don't know but he seems awesome so he must be a Kenny.
by KennyKing111 June 16, 2019
The most retarded ass retard that has ever walked the Earth. A Kenny will walk in the house and automatically everyone inside starts feeling like possibly tieing him to the back of the car and dragging him through an old dirt road. Kenny's will pick the leaves off their pot plant before it has even produced any bud and he will smoke it and then tell you they did it while not realizing they are all a cock goblin baby raping piece of fucking dog shit. Kenny 's like to run their mouth which also has other uses such as a cock garage, ball washer, and nut basket. They always have on a dumbass smile like they just found a bag of dicks in their pockets.
by t4kp22 June 01, 2013
A person who gets killed way to much, btu never dies fully because the devil sends him back from hell.
by Hîccüp January 11, 2008