Kochebag

One who has a lack of respect for other people's property and generally fouls things up for everyone else.

- Hey, have you seen my stuff?
- If you mean what was yours and now is mine, yea I've seen my stuff.
- You're such a Kochebag.
- Stop wasting my time.

by luvs-ridin-it February 20, 2010

Kuchel

The surname of the best family in the world

Leighton and Monique are totally Kuchel

by tuit11 June 12, 2009

Keshed

a state of being "out of it"
keshed-a mixture of stonded, drunk, tired, partied out, and just messed up-

*kid walks into the gonk up to his friends in the morning*

"dude this weekend was so keshed"
"hahah duuuude tell me about it, i was keshing so hard on the way to school"

by keshed kid March 17, 2012

keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks

"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

Ke$hed Out

The girl at every party, club, bar etc. that is not only completely fucked up, but is proud of this trashiness. She's usually got big bags under her eyes, a broken heel, bruises, and other marks of Ke$hing. She looks like this when she wakes, when she goes to sleep, and about 30 minutes after her bi-weekly (sometimes more often, though this is rare.) shower.

-That bitch is Ke$hed out!

-Which one?
-The one crying into her fake Coach bag full of puke.

by handsonty December 29, 2010

Kezhen

The man, the myth, the legend, Kezhen is the Keanu Reeves of team fight tactics. A humble man who always downplays how good he is at the game. However, unlike Keanu his skill comes at a cost of never ending toxicity. The only thing he needs to exist in this world is KFC. His love for KFC is like the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, the more he consumes the closer he gets to a chonky boi. But he sees this as an absolute win because it allows him to embody his spirit animal, Snorlax. He respects homosexuals so much that he displays his toxicity by calling others "homosaturated" instead of "gay" to avoid any form of offence to potential homo players. He is the reincarnation of Carl Friedrich Gauss. His brain is so big that he decided to do science/statistics in university.

I saw Kezhen in the KFC line yesterday, the whole store let him go to the front line.

by KFC_Lord December 8, 2019

lychee in my keychee

phrase often obsessively repeated in a chant by drunk females when drinking multiple lychee martinis

Steph: "This lychee martini is excellent. What do you think?"

Christy: "Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee!"
Steph: "Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee!"

by cmree February 6, 2010