by Sexmate99 May 07, 2020
v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.
*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."
by sbj1786 February 17, 2009
The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!
by NiKkCrOmPtOnCaNrAp October 05, 2017
A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time
by Kim Jong-Dave February 04, 2018
Matthew is such a Keaton Jones. He called his coworker the n-word and is ranting on Facebook about getting fired.
by Bearkat5 December 12, 2017
by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017
keaton cairns loves buenos and is a professional singer who sings mostly disney songs, specifically frozen (into the unknown). he has a bigger bunda than you
by segcyme April 03, 2021