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Keaton is an annoying person. He know just how to make people very mad very quickly. A Keaton never turns in there homework and is failing almost every class. Trust me when I say this, never ever trust a Keaton. No matter what Keaton does not shut up.
Kallie: Keaton please be quiet
Keaton: No
Teacher: Keaton you have 15 missing assignments
Keaton: okay
Ella: Keaton please stop talking
Keaton: No
Teacher: turn in your homework
Keaton: it is not done yet
Danny: of course it is not done yet
Keaton: Haha
Keaton by magicalunicorns22 April 30, 2019
Keaton is a lovely guy who will always have your back. He will never hesitate to be there when you need him. He is funny and caring. Keaton's normally have Brown hair and Hazel eyes. They always look stunning, even at their worst moments. Keaton's are AMAZING boyfriends and will never let any boy touch you.
Oh my! Look at him! He is so cute!
Who!?! Keaton? He is cool, but hes taken. Sorry
Keaton by Potato_Fighter September 29, 2019
A magnificent piece of meat with a great body and huge cock that every girl dreams about banging
Keaton's so hot, I really want to make out with him
Keaton by TeddyBear973 November 14, 2019
That one friend who comes over and puts drift on you controller,asks to borrow it,never gives it back,then takes your bike making you look for it.
"Keaton where is my stuff"

" I gave it back"
"No you didn't "
Keaton by "Keaton" January 29, 2020
Keaton is a nice guy who tends to get carried away a bit too much. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Keaton is also known to have touched kids and been involved in the act of paedophilia. Watch out when near him
Keaton is a nonce who touches kids. Watch out!
Keaton by SuperSonny7 December 4, 2020
swagged out 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Damn look at that big dick bitch named Keaton hes very swagged out 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Keaton by keatonswaggedout January 15, 2021