hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 07, 2019

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Juice Kazoo

When you fart a high pitched sqeaky and a thin stream of liquid filth shoots into your undies.

"Dude, I tried farting on Bill, but all I got was the ol' juice kazoo. I'm never living this down."

by 3stinkpinkdrink January 11, 2021

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When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

by Hamilton Cannon January 08, 2019

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A kazoo (musical instrument) in the shape of a koi (Japanese fish).

Katrina played the koi kazoo.

by Cinderella Seuss August 30, 2023

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I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

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A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.

The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!

by B Ngo September 12, 2005

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Person 1: What are you carrying? it looks like a coffin!
Person 2: That's my bass kazoo!
Person 1: You had me worried for a second!

by Dami123 November 22, 2011

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