Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,

you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome

by JustRevan December 5, 2018

Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011

kardashian halfin'

The act of seducing successful black men into marriage in order to collect half of the assets.

Hey Chloe, its the NBA playoffs tonight, let's go kardashian halfin'.

by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

Kardashian Pinch

To fumble or 'PINCH' the buttocks of your lover with two or three fingers on each buttock. As famously portrayed in Kim Kardashians porno tape with the eloquent 'RayJ'. In the first moments of the footage, RayJ takes her two large pieces of Turkish-American badonkadonk and jiggles it. This has become to be known as the "Kardashian Pinch" enjoyed by lovers all over the world. This was in fact also the only good part of the sex-tape as Kim Kardashian was a boring lay and did nothing. Having her ass jiggled was the most movement that the audience ever saw from her.

Oh man... last night, we were making out and things were getting heated. I put both of my hands on her arse and gave her a bit of the old Kardashian Pinch. She melted with delight and soon we were shagging like rabbits.

by crusade87 September 3, 2010

kardashian scale

The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.

That booty is off the Kardashian scale!

by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011

kardashian effect

The practice of caring about D list celebrities who have no talent and contribute nothing to society.

Why are there so many celebratards these days? It's the Kardashian effect

by Pope Jutin I March 19, 2015