jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007

jurassifrazz

The act of making roaring motions with the oral cavity into the vagina of an elderly woman with a foul smelling vagina, resembling a dinosaur of the Jurassic age.

Brandon Horton jurassifrazzed his best friend, Billy Jones grandmother.

by Rooopert April 18, 2009

Jurassic Park

When a woman tells you specifically not to cum in her mouth during a blow job but you do so anyway (usually by forcing her head down). She then screams and spits the load back in your face just like that crazy dino does to Nedry in Jurassic Park

Lenny was blinded when Angi gave him a Jurassic Park last night

by hershdrums January 1, 2012

Jurastic

A big decision or or action.

The story took a Jurastic turn.

by biteme123 June 3, 2011

Jurassic Park

v: to 'jurassic park'. At peak of coitus, (from behind) the male forms a claw with his index and middle fingers, before running them along the female's back and then screaming "Jurassic Park" at climax.

"Did you see that chick at the bar last night?... Yeah, I Jurassic Parked her good!"

by Juan Antonio Cortez January 16, 2009

Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.

1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020