A white trash fatass douche monkey (or sometimes giraffe like) dumb bitch who worships insane clown posse & smells like shit
by MunecitaH January 10, 2012
Get the Juggalomug. Juh-guh-low adjective; The personification of reverse evolution when applied to an individual already possessing the character and attributes of a complete and total Neanderthal. The absolute lowest form of human life whose filthy appearance and lack of intelligence and moral compass is ineffectively camouflaged by a layer of sheep cum disguised as clown makeup.
Made possible by society's legal restriction from throwing its inept, useless, destructive members into a pit full of hungry, irate alligators. Usually travel in packs to avoid the general disdain and violent tendency that good civilians have towards child molesters, spousal abusers and pregnant druggies.
United in their desire for methamphetamine, welfare checks, and butt sex from their leaders, the Insane Clown Posse, who have renounced them several times although Juggalos are not intelligent enough to discern this from the painfully simplistic lyrics they worship.
Made possible by society's legal restriction from throwing its inept, useless, destructive members into a pit full of hungry, irate alligators. Usually travel in packs to avoid the general disdain and violent tendency that good civilians have towards child molesters, spousal abusers and pregnant druggies.
United in their desire for methamphetamine, welfare checks, and butt sex from their leaders, the Insane Clown Posse, who have renounced them several times although Juggalos are not intelligent enough to discern this from the painfully simplistic lyrics they worship.
1. Farmer's wife: "I heard a hell of a racket in the barn last night. Is everything alright?"
Farmer: "God Damn Juggalos trying to blow the sheep again, I painted the walls with their brains. Thank God for my trusty shotgun."
2. Sherlock Holmes: "I dare say, Watson, I simply cannot deduce whether that clown-painted poof is male, female or if it is simply a smoking manatee with a hideous skin condition and appalling taste in fashion."
Watson: "Very good sir, shall we kill it before it reproduces?"
3. Jesus: "I have died on the cross and overcome death so that you may be cleansed of your sin and walk with Him in the Kingdom of Heaven. And the Bible sayeth: No Juggalo fags allowed."
4. Juggalo: "Whoop whoop MCL family, lets butt-pork until society stops hatin' on us."
Normal citizen: *BANG* "Got one, high five!"
5. Juggalo: "Hatters gonna hat"
Me: "Fuck my life, the human race is doomed"
Farmer: "God Damn Juggalos trying to blow the sheep again, I painted the walls with their brains. Thank God for my trusty shotgun."
2. Sherlock Holmes: "I dare say, Watson, I simply cannot deduce whether that clown-painted poof is male, female or if it is simply a smoking manatee with a hideous skin condition and appalling taste in fashion."
Watson: "Very good sir, shall we kill it before it reproduces?"
3. Jesus: "I have died on the cross and overcome death so that you may be cleansed of your sin and walk with Him in the Kingdom of Heaven. And the Bible sayeth: No Juggalo fags allowed."
4. Juggalo: "Whoop whoop MCL family, lets butt-pork until society stops hatin' on us."
Normal citizen: *BANG* "Got one, high five!"
5. Juggalo: "Hatters gonna hat"
Me: "Fuck my life, the human race is doomed"
by Darwin Awards for Everyone December 14, 2012
Get the Juggalomug. an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp, kottonmouth kings, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
by omganegro June 26, 2008
Get the juggalomug. First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
by Elduderino October 16, 2006
Get the juggalomug. A man, usually of Mediterranean or Latin origin, who receives gifts from a woman in exchange for providing her with companionship and sex. Typically, this relationship involves a younger man and an older woman. The younger man will usually have a name like Carlo or Konstantine and he will regularly wax his scrotum and will under no circumstances ever button his shirt higher than his sternum.
by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
Get the juggalomug. A weak-minded individual that believes in a concept called "The Dark Carnival". These types of people are hard to explain. The best way of describing them could be ignorant (in some cases), the word dumb comes to mind, socially unaware of anything except their little groups (their family), or maybe, just maybe, sacred lives that just want something to believe in besides all the other bullshit in society.
I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.
Other than that....fuck those clowns.
I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.
Other than that....fuck those clowns.
by MFMITF February 6, 2009
Get the Juggalomug. A huge faggot dumb ass mother fucker with no friends who thinks hes part of a family but that family consists of a bunch inbread lonely goth spackers (mostly white) who act black and think they're hardcore and talk a lot of shit n never have anything to back it up and should not be aloud to exist on Earth and should be shot immediately on sight. Juggalos also enjoy taking it up the butt from one another. I guess they worship the group ICP (notice I didn't say band because they don't deserve to be called one), and drink shitty soda at there meetings and have sex with each other.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is a god damn juggalo? I keep hearing that name around the school and I want to know what the fuck one is!"
Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size
Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."
Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size
Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."
Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
by WC Chea October 22, 2009
Get the juggalomug.