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jolanny

The genitalia of a male.
The man inserted his jolanny inside his friend.
by pablosan1301 November 14, 2016
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Joelance

To start, she is a girl with the best permanent tan ever. A person with her own unique style and personality that matches perfectly with her one-of-a-kind name. She is the best-est friend you can ever have; making you one of the luckiest person on earth.

She is understanding, gives the best advice and provides you with an unconditional support that you can trust with your life.

She can be a little eccentric and hysterical at times, but she's only like that because she's comfortable around you and once you realise that fact, it will make you feel so fuzzy and warmed up inside. She is a friend who will point out your mistakes and wrongdoings for your own good and slap you when you go slightly off the rail. Never get offended, because she is doing this entirely for your own sake and instead, you should be thankful you have a friend like her who understands you.

All in all, if you ever meet a Joelance in life, trust that she will be the most epic friend and sworn-sister you can ever have and be thankful that you know her. <3
I've never met someone like Joelance.

That girl can never be a Joelance because there is probably only one legit Joelance on earth.

If you ever feel lost in life or if you need some advice, you're looking for a Joelance.
by Aniles June 9, 2013
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Jolandie

She's as beautiful as a violet flower. She is crazy with a big heart. Sensitive but also loves to live fast , fuck hard and party till the break of dawn. She truely believes in YOLO.
jole yoli jolanda Jolandie
by Jvr August 31, 2016
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Jaylanda

Some may think it is a ghetto name, but no sweetie, no. Incorrect. It means when someone with the name of Wanda hooks up with her best friends brother named jay, then they sleep together and Wanda gets pregnant which produces the baby names Jaylanda. So if this is not true for you and your child is named Jaylanda you should rethink your life choices because this may upset them. So basically never sleep won't anyone named Jay.
Yo its Jaylanda
by The Person who knows what's up November 4, 2016
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jolana

Means light. And when you follow the light it brings you an external happiness.
I am looking for a kind beautiful smart woman that can cook and fuck at the same time. I am looking for someone like Jolana.
by hornygames March 6, 2018
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jaylanica

As a name, like "hi jaylanica"
by Jaylanica October 16, 2020
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joland

joland is an arabic name
is a beautiful name. And he’s also very gay, he would suck your toes for 5$

joland is the most caring and loving person. long haired guys he likes the most, i bet he would fell in love w you.

joland is known to have the smallest PENISES.
joland arabic
by tyler jerkerf November 1, 2020
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