jount

A universal word that can be used in place of a noun.

Ay turn on that jount real quick!!

by kukalocka August 23, 2006

double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004

jontese

a girl who gives weird looks, sort of common to a squint, yet still harsh, giving off the impression that she thinks your retarded.

"shes giving me that jontese look again"

by jinkxie December 31, 2008

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008

Jounce

The fifth derivative of a function.

Given distance as a function of time, the first derivative is speed, the second is acceleration and the fourth derivative is Jounce. Who would ever want to know something's Jounce.

by seejackrun February 27, 2011

Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B August 3, 2006

poo jouster

A derogatory term meaning a homosexual.

Stewy:Did you see Fintan last night?
Stephen:Ye he's such a poo jouster, why do we hang around with him?

by Peter McGoldrick July 12, 2007