Joseph

Just plain bad ass.

That dude is Joseph, and thats not his name!

by ellerbizzle February 03, 2010

Joseph

A complete badass, and bromacho.

Referencing a bromachopotamous, hes one chill ass fucker.

May not get madd pus, but he kick back with the nattys.

P1: Hey you're badass.
P2: Yeah, hes a Joseph

by Marywether Lewis March 22, 2011

Joseph

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.

Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.

by Coimiceoir February 03, 2009

Joseph

Joseph is a very charming man even in his 60's and can make people fall for him even when he's in his 60's. He can predict what your next line will be and also predict your next move. He loves to breathe and use rope magic. But however, if you are his friend and your name is Caesar, you will get crushes under a rock. He never forgets anything like taking revenge on wife for not sending a telegraph by cheating on her bout 40 years later. He can also make Nazi friends. But if you are his enemies, you are already dead. He is also a very good girl cos player and you can never tell apart if he's a girl or a boy. And he also is a very good cheater but not when it comes to relationships.

Joseph just blew me away from the planet with his wits.

by KakorotJoJoAckerman October 17, 2019

Joseph

a character in the bible who interprets dreams and becomes a leader and prophet for the Israelites

Joseph was thrown in a pit by his brothers and sold as a slave to Egypt

by notnamedjoseph June 14, 2009

Joseph

A sexy Italian man. They are always short and talk strictly with their hands. Usually steal things from people, such as mints and pasta. Can be traced back to 1930-1940s Germany and Italy. Usually has a flow of hair in the front and wears a hoodie 24-7. Usually shouts randomly when he has something to say.

Sexy Beast: "Yo! Have you seen Joseph anywhere?"
Beast: "I think I heard him in the mint jar."
Sexy Beast: "I'll go look. I could recognize his hand language anywhere."

by Shaquarion Bartholomew Jaquis April 29, 2022

Joseph

the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet

and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!

girl1:why u in a wheelchair???

wheelchair girl:j-j-jo-jos-joseph ;D

girl1:i understand!!

by the john ;) July 14, 2009