A Jock is someone who is a male and fits at least three of the following:
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
A: After careful observations, I have determined that Nick is in fact a shit-faced jock.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
by flackaflamesobama June 18, 2011
Get the jockmug. a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework
by darkpixie666 January 21, 2006
Get the jockmug. by joe May 1, 2004
Get the jockmug. Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
by Dudeiedes January 11, 2007
Get the jockmug. by Åffe October 9, 2020
Get the Jockemug. noun: Someone who takes the ideas of others; a poser.
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
by JaeHxC May 12, 2008
Get the jockmug. In the case of school:
A man who is highly interested in athletics to the point where it dominates his life. Characterized by assholes with competitive attitudes. Usually social elite, jocks often date/fuck cheerleaders and other high level social elite females who are always either highly attractive or rich.
In the case of adulthood:
Jocks usually join national assiociations such as the NBA or NFL. Usually, these athletes cheat on their wifes, are dishonest, and occasionally, commit crimes and get away with them.
Note: Female athletes cannot be classified as jocks. There are extraordinarily few females that have the jerkish personality the male athletes have.
A man who is highly interested in athletics to the point where it dominates his life. Characterized by assholes with competitive attitudes. Usually social elite, jocks often date/fuck cheerleaders and other high level social elite females who are always either highly attractive or rich.
In the case of adulthood:
Jocks usually join national assiociations such as the NBA or NFL. Usually, these athletes cheat on their wifes, are dishonest, and occasionally, commit crimes and get away with them.
Note: Female athletes cannot be classified as jocks. There are extraordinarily few females that have the jerkish personality the male athletes have.
Members of the football, baseball, soccer, basketball teams or any dangerous contact sport.
All male, professional athletes.
All male, professional athletes.
by Talisman August 16, 2003
Get the jockmug.