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butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha
by Dylowned August 30, 2005
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Jobber

A loser in wrestling, who loses to the more establish talent, a jobber's role is suppose to put over their opponent in a match. Jobbers get little to no offense against their more establish opponent, and the jobber would lose in minutes or even seconds. Jobbers make the stars look like stars.
Iron Mike Sharpe, Jerry Allen, Scott Casey, Barry Horowitz, S.D Jones, Lanny Poffo, & The Brooklyn Brawler are great jobbers, because they are good at making their opponents look like stars.
by BigOldExhaustedDummy September 5, 2025
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b-jobbers

a blow job: To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
Amy gives great b-jobbers
by Ksutra February 3, 2010
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Jobber

Someone with a lack of a work ethic. Someone who refuses to change their habits unless they are forced to do so.
"Kevin, get back to work you Jobber." - Alec "The Protector" Namdar
"Antonio Brown left his Jersey on the sideline, you know why? Because he is a fucking jobber, just like you. Be like Brady"
by ethanjoe3 February 15, 2022
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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
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Screenshot jobber

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.
That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!
by Nuttyprof99 July 6, 2024
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minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
by LeanBel January 9, 2018
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