jizzle puffs

When one excretes semen onto their breakfast cereal

I turned my coco puffs into jizzle puffs this morning. Its iron man food. How many do you do?

by gavin mcabbo September 24, 2006

Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017

O-Jizzle

An urban slang style word for orange juice, also known as OJ.

Bitch, you best go to the store and pick me up some O-Jizzle.

by Jim Bob 32 November 25, 2011

jizzle sprout

someone younger than you.

wow, that girl is fine, but she's still a jizzle sprout.

by boomshakalaka1234 August 29, 2006

wizzle jizzle

Being high and having an orgasm at the same time

Jairo and his friends one day all decided to go get high and later a friend pulled out a porno on his cell phone which jairo replied " I WIZZLE JIZZLED MYSELF , UUHH"

by Xx.Zoltan.xX August 28, 2015

J Jizzle

A man with a handlebar moustache and balding head Who listens to Megadeath music and believes he is the true leader of the gang, Loves a posh danger wank and pegging with his dad

Can you believe that guy there is a J Jizzle

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

Jizzle Pony

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.

that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony

by 84750-23894 August 26, 2005