Corporate Jihad

An early 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme eliminated limits on campaign donations from corporations. This decision lead to corporations declaring holy war on incumbent Democrats. Big corporations spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on Republican campaigns, mostly through secret "non-profit" organizations and 527 groups. With the help of these unlimited corporate donations, the G.O.P. outspent Democrats 10 to 1. Unfortunately for America, the 2010 Election will go down in history as the nasiest and most expensive mid-term election ever (so far.)

The Corporate Jihad in 2010 lead to the Republicans gaining a controlling majority interest in Congress and an increased minority share of the Senate. The only real winner in this election was the media and advertising firms.

by Charles_U_Farley November 9, 2010

Lee Jihoon

Also well known as WOOZI (우지), he is the mitochondria of the boy group SEVENTEEN cuz bitch if it weren't for him seventeen won't as famous as they are today. Stop sleeping on him. Aslo he's a very cute man <3

"choi seungcheol, yoon jeonghan, hong jisoo, moon junhui, kwon soonyoung, lee jihoon, xu myunhao, kim mingyu, lee seokmin, choi hansol, lee chan!!"

-carats fanchanting for BOOMBOOM 붐붐 (2016)

by lonely whale June 17, 2018

shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

Jihan

"Jihan" meaning "The Universe"

"you mean the Jihan to me"

by ChapChoop April 3, 2005

Park Jihyo

The literal goddess and leader of the South Korean girl group Twice.

“I believe in Park Jihyo”
“Omg me too!!1!1!1!1!1!!2!2!2!”

by confusedsaeko December 28, 2021

Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Jihen

the name "Jihen" is one of the most beautiful names ever. if your name is Jihen, then youre the most beautiful human beings on earth. Jihen could also mean "powerful" or "the most amazing, best, coolest, funniest, kindest, happiest, i am running out of wordest" ever. Jihen could also mean strong or bitch. so if u try to mess with Jihen she'll slap yo ass bitch.

"jihen you are so pretty, ohh and i liked that you murdered my mother, put her in a dumpster and got your own cat to eat it!"
i think i ate your mom for lunch i-

by urlocaldaddy101 September 7, 2019